Jay Valens on September 29th, 2008

We know why you’re here. We know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why, night after night, you sit by your computer. You’re looking for satisfaction.

We know because we were once looking for the same thing. And when we found it, we realized we weren’t really just looking for satisfaction. We were looking for an answer to a question. It’s the question that drives us. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as we did.

“What is the art of the pickup?”

It seems simple enough, and the answer is looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

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Jay Valens on August 1st, 2010
  • Job (aka “Sinn”) free (no charge) teleseminar tomorrow @ 9PM EST (6PM PST). Get access @ http://bit.ly/9nLB77 #

Jay Valens on July 28th, 2010

I mentioned this on a recent FS newsletter.  He initially put out a few videos on the 4 steps to a lay, and now he decided to host a free teleseminar.  Get access at:



Jay Valens on July 18th, 2010
  • @hughhefner Hef, heard your desire 2 re-privatize PB. I’v sum ideas 4 u. Best way 2 get in touch? Have met w/your VOD & vid prod ppl b4… #
  • I’m a far happier person when doing artwork. Life makes more sense when I’m thinking of colors & composition rather than numbers & code. #
  • UFO over China http://abcnews.go.com/Internat…..d=11159531 #

Jay Valens on July 11th, 2010
  • P2V server migration Friday evening. Temporary blog will be made available. Downtime will be kept to a minimum. #
  • FS Blog post: Multiple Link-Related Fixes For mASF http://blog.fastseduction.com/…..-for-masf/ #
  • Ran into a hiccup last night. Migration moved up to this afternoon. #
  • Arg with all my geek updates. Server & main sites now offline for migration. ETA 3-4 hrs for completion. #
  • Sites back online. If you still see the “migration” message, it will clear out for you in 30 minutes or less. http://www.fastseduction.com/ #

Jay Valens on July 4th, 2010
  • @kheussner Your story on .XXX requires more fact-checks. Alexa.com stats show there’s no way ICM Registry would’ve gotten reg #’s claimed. in reply to kheussner #

Jay Valens on June 20th, 2010
  • There will be a planned downtime today (~2 hrs) to do imaging for a test migration. Downtime will be mid-day or early evening, PST. #

Jay Valens on June 13th, 2010
  • Migrating some sites to more robust hosting. PAIR, AOTP, The Archive Comments & LTS Store. Back up in a few hours… #
  • Migrating 47 sites with a lot of custom DNS settings, all at the same time with minimal downtime, is mind-bending. #
  • All sub-sites sites r back up. If u sill see a page stating upgrade in process, reload the page. If th@ doesn’t work, clear history & cache. #

Jay Valens on June 6th, 2010
  • Al Gore splits with wife on same day as Heidi Montag split. Coincidence? Well played, Al, well played. #

Jay Valens on May 30th, 2010
  • Diaspora doesn’t exist. Vaporware. Will never exist. A few kids to get a no-strings $200K. Someone prove me wrong about #Diaspora #